Back in 2012, Boy Crush celebrated Justin Bieber’s 18th birthday with the gay porn parody Bustin Beeber: Never Say Never.
Now they’re back with Bustin Beeber 2: Never Say Never (Again!), again (!) starring twink idol lookalike Kyler Moss in the title role.
Tagline: “All your hottest BEEBER fantasies come true!”
Blurb: “Superstar Bustin Beeber is at it again! From backstage romps at his sold out concert to fuckfests with high-priced masseuses, Beeber is down to fuck whenever he can and you get to relish every cock-filled moment!”
The first Justin-themed gay porno was the 2011 cheapo Justin’s Beaver-Hatin’ Twinks. Fun title but not recommended.
Last fall, our straight brother site PornParody.com covered Just In Beaver Fever, a XXX spoof playing on the unlikely fantasy that Justin might be heterosexual, featuring pornstar lookalikes of fellow teen idols Selena, Usher and Amanda.
Between the eggs and the drugs and the mugshots, the real Justin Bieber shows no sign of leaving the limelight, so we can probably look forward to more of all this.
New from Manville … Green Lantern Is Gay: A XXX Parody starring Spencer Fox as the legendary DC superhero.
Green Lantern is Gay: a XXX Parody
The official studio plot summary: “Love and romance collide with evil as the cosmic battle between the Green Lanterns and the diabolical Penillax makes its way to earth! Test pilot Hal Hardon is the recipient of an alien Lantern’s mighty shaft and is chosen to become a Green Lantern for good; while his life-long friend Hector consumes a hot delivery man with the yellow power of pure lust. Can our hero save the Senator and his aide from their own heated passions? Can the Green Lantern defeat Penillax and win the heart and ass of his true love?”
DC Comics made a splash in summer 2012 by making Green Lantern gay — or to be exact, introducing a gay version of Green Lantern in the “Earth 2″ alternate universe.
Awwwww, that’s so romantic! Alas, they conveniently killed off the lover in a train crash a few pages later.
Around the same time, straight porn director Rob Black announced plans to incorporate a gay Green Lantern into his upcoming Justice League XXX 3D porn parody. Black’s novel idea was to have five straight sex scenes featuring Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, etc, plus one gay sex scene featuring Green Lantern (played by Adam Killian) and Nightwing (casting TBA). Seventeen months later, this film has yet to appear.
Green Lantern Is Gay: A XXX Parody is available now in our Gay Porn Parody Theater. It also stars Trevor Knight, Tristan Mathews, Adam Russo, Kirk Cummings, Alessandro Del Toro and Brody Wilde. You can also pick up Green Lantern is Gay on DVD (two-disc collector’s edition) if you like owning the hardcopy.
First off, someone better be working on Duck Dynasty: The Gay Porn Parody as we speak.
In the wake of Phil Robertson’s GQ interview — BREAKING NEWS! 67-year-old Louisiana bible-thumper doesn’t like the homasekshuls! — sites like Buzzfeed and Queerty have dredged up the sordid gay pornish background of Duck Dynasty executive producer Scott Gurney. In 2001, Gurney played a meth addict gay porn star in The Fluffer, a non-porn independent film about gay porn directed by former gay porn director-turned-independent filmmaker Wash West. The Fluffer still has enthusiastic fans, like the guy who made this hot YouTube tribute.
Wash West is an interesting guy. He directed about a dozen XXX films in the late 1990s and early 2000s, including Dr. Jerkoff And Mr. Hard and The Hole. He has managed to bridge the adult and mainstream industries, which is still rarer than it should be. His most recent mainstream film is The Last of Robin Hood starring Kevin Kline as an aging Errol Flynn.
But seriously, there better be a good Duck Dynasty gay porn parody coming soon.
Superhero movie parodies are just about the last sure thing in porn. And the tale of young Peter Parker, who discovers his body is changing and starts shooting sticky excretions everywhere, is a XXX natural. The only surprise about Web of Sperm: A XXX Parody is what took them so long.
Web of Sperm – XXX Spiderman gay porn parody
Released by Staxus, directed by Michael Burling, starring John Parker, Tim Law, Skylar Blu, Kamyk Walker, Milan Sharp, Tim Walker and Ryan Olsen.
Oddly enough, Web of Sperm: A XXX Parody features a Batman/Spiderman hookup scene. OMG, DC/Marvel crossover! The ultimate taboo broken!
If I had superpowers, I would definitely get a better apartment or at least a better couch.