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It’s about damn time someone made a Ferris Bueller’s Day Off porn parody. That’s what we think. It’s such a natural, we’re shocked to discover that it’s never been done.

Until now!

BoyCrush presents Jasper Robinson’s Day Off: A XXX Parody, starring one Jasper Robinson.

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Tagline: One boy’s fight for freedom & the perfect fuck!

Just in case you didn’t realize there would be fucking in this version.

Starring Jasper Robinson, Ryker Madison, Jordan Thomas and Kyler Ash.

It doesn’t look like they have a Ben Stein type in the cast. Definitely a missed opportunity. How can you make a Ferris Bueller parody without riffing on the “Anyone? Anyone?” scene?

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The popstar lookalike porn parody is one of our very favorite genres. Justin Bieber has been a frequent target because, well just look at him, plus he deserves it for being such a douche all the time.

Now Staxus has released a pair of One Direction lookalike gay porn parodies, cleverly titled One Erection and One Erection 2.

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The first installment stars Benjamin Dunn, Ennio Guardi, Dick Casey, Connor Levi, Adam Brooke, Tom Crua and Chris Hollander. We’re not exactly sure which pornstar is supposed to be which band member, but what the hell.

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The second go-round stars Benjamin Dunn, Connor Levi, Kevin Ateah, Brad Fitt, Milo Milis, Ariel Varga, Dexter Bure, Tim Law, Kris Wallace and Boris Orla. It also has a cuter, more soulful box cover.

Distribution flakiness means that, for now, the first film is only out on DVD, while the second film is only available on VoD (video on demand). Don’t ask us why, no one tells GPP anything.

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Back in 2012, Boy Crush celebrated Justin Bieber’s 18th birthday with the gay porn parody Bustin Beeber: Never Say Never.

Now they’re back with Bustin Beeber 2: Never Say Never (Again!), again (!) starring twink idol lookalike Kyler Moss in the title role.

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Tagline: “All your hottest BEEBER fantasies come true!”

Blurb: “Superstar Bustin Beeber is at it again! From backstage romps at his sold out concert to fuckfests with high-priced masseuses, Beeber is down to fuck whenever he can and you get to relish every cock-filled moment!”

The first Justin-themed gay porno was the 2011 cheapo Justin’s Beaver-Hatin’ Twinks. Fun title but not recommended.

Last fall, our straight brother site PornParody.com covered Just In Beaver Fever, a XXX spoof playing on the unlikely fantasy that Justin might be heterosexual, featuring pornstar lookalikes of fellow teen idols Selena, Usher and Amanda.

Between the eggs and the drugs and the mugshots, the real Justin Bieber shows no sign of leaving the limelight, so we can probably look forward to more of all this.

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New from Manville … Green Lantern Is Gay: A XXX Parody starring Spencer Fox as the legendary DC superhero.

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Green Lantern is Gay: a XXX Parody

The official studio plot summary: “Love and romance collide with evil as the cosmic battle between the Green Lanterns and the diabolical Penillax makes its way to earth! Test pilot Hal Hardon is the recipient of an alien Lantern’s mighty shaft and is chosen to become a Green Lantern for good; while his life-long friend Hector consumes a hot delivery man with the yellow power of pure lust. Can our hero save the Senator and his aide from their own heated passions? Can the Green Lantern defeat Penillax and win the heart and ass of his true love?”

DC Comics made a splash in summer 2012 by making Green Lantern gay — or to be exact, introducing a gay version of Green Lantern in the “Earth 2″ alternate universe.

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Awwwww, that’s so romantic! Alas, they conveniently killed off the lover in a train crash a few pages later.

Around the same time, straight porn director Rob Black announced plans to incorporate a gay Green Lantern into his upcoming Justice League XXX 3D porn parody. Black’s novel idea was to have five straight sex scenes featuring Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, etc, plus one gay sex scene featuring Green Lantern (played by Adam Killian) and Nightwing (casting TBA). Seventeen months later, this film has yet to appear.

Green Lantern Is Gay: A XXX Parody is available now in our Gay Porn Parody Theater. It also stars Trevor Knight, Tristan Mathews, Adam Russo, Kirk Cummings, Alessandro Del Toro and Brody Wilde. You can also pick up Green Lantern is Gay on DVD (two-disc collector’s edition) if you like owning the hardcopy.

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The Duck Dynasty – Gay Porn Connection

December 24, 2013

First off, someone better be working on Duck Dynasty: The Gay Porn Parody as we speak. In the wake of Phil Robertson’s GQ interview — BREAKING NEWS! 67-year-old Louisiana bible-thumper doesn’t like the homasekshuls! — sites like Buzzfeed and Queerty have dredged up the sordid gay pornish background of Duck Dynasty executive producer Scott Gurney. […]

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Web of Sperm, the Amazing Spiderman XXX Gay Porn Parody

December 3, 2013

Superhero movie parodies are just about the last sure thing in porn. And the tale of young Peter Parker, who discovers his body is changing and starts shooting sticky excretions everywhere, is a XXX natural. The only surprise about Web of Sperm: A XXX Parody is what took them so long. Released by Staxus, directed […]

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Twink Scouts XXX Parody Satirizes Boy Scouts of America Gay Ban

September 16, 2013

Boy Crush studio weighs in on a burning sociopolitical issue of the day: the Boy Scouts of America organization’s continuing ban on gay scouts and scoutmasters. Twink Scouts: A XXX Parody imagines the BSA bigwigs’ worst nightmare, as lax enforcement of the gay ban and lax supervision on a camping trip allows a totally unauthorized […]

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Super Barrio Brothers

July 23, 2013

Super Mario Brothers is a classic 1985 Nintendo videogame that launched a franchise still going strong today. Super Barrio Brothers is a bizarre 2006 porn parody flick from studio Urban Latino. Here’s the premise: “Two young plumbers, Mario and Luigi Barrio struggle to stay independent from Koopa Utilities Empire. Then one fiery summer day the […]

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Captain Americock: The Twink Avenger

July 17, 2013

Superhero mania keeps going strong. Boy Crush presents one of the weirdest superhero flicks yet in Captain Americock: The Twink Avenger: A XXX Parody. Fight scenes! Sex scenes! Masks! A pornstar in a Captain America Halloween costume! This porn parody has everything! Starring Austin Reid (as Steve, aka Captain Americock), Krys Perez (as brilliant Dr. […]

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America’s Next Hot Bottom

July 5, 2013
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After last year’s MMA-themed The Ultimate Top (spoofing The Ultimate Fighter), Jet Set Men returns with another reality competion show porn parody: America’s Next Hot Bottom. The not-at-all-surprising porn parody twist: “In this version the boys do more than just model their hot asses, they use their hot asses and hard cocks to entertain as […]

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